1618 c/o Andrew Worthington


defenestration is quite bohemian


A: "I want you to take me by the scalp and slam me as hard as you can into that window over there."

B: "No."

A: "You're such a sadist."

B: "The glass might break and you could fall. Of course, the fall wouldn't kill you."

A: "That's what I hope."

B: "I don't get it."

A: "I want to suffer for my art."

B: "Oh. That's quite bohemian,."

A: "Yes, I know."

B: "Could you get me some tea?"

A: "Certainly."