1691 c/o Sean Roy Parker

The Transylvanian Diet

I read it was invented by Rosemary Conley
who doesn't look a day past sixty six. What is
responsible for her impeccable skin (I thought)
could it be all those super foods

superfood
supernoodles
soup

I crashed into a healthy portion of videos
stacked just inside the double doors at
Robert Dyas and heard they sell really well

whenever they go on special offer
on Boxing Day.